Since I haven't updated in a while, I'll just put together some random things I found amusing over the last few weeks.
I've never done cosplay and usually don't have any interest in it but I've recently come across some pictures which are most impressive.
This is Yuna from Final Fantasy X-2. At first I thought this girl matched Yuna in every possible way until I put the images together. Well, it's still pretty darn close.
From Naruto, this is Team Gai. It consists of Tenten, Rock Lee and Hyuuga Neji. Those are the cartoon characters from left to right at the bottom. The teacher is Gai Sensei. I think Gai Sensei has the best resemblance.
From a collection of funny and interesting billboards, I have selected this one. It plays on the word sign, when people ask God to give them a sign.
Here's a photo entitled Pointless Family Photo of the Year. Click title to view.
Here's a random joke:
Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.
Here's another joke:
Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates of heaven. St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry.
Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be."
"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"
Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I will completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherub to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place."
"Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Queen Mum?"
The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her pussy, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the floor.
"Excellent, you're in!" says St Peter.
"Hold on a fucking minute!" says Freddie. "She didn't even say anything!"
"Fred you know the rules," says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair of Queens..."